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A Resting Lawn

Everything is relaxed on a Celebrity Cruise Ship

A Resting Lawn thanks to Ken Ward

Signs of a rest-full vacation

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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax. - Mark Black

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. - Chinese Proverb

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

There is always going to be a little something wrong with you. Relax and live through that. - Unknown

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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