A Resting Lawn

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax. - Mark Black

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

There is always going to be a little something wrong with you. Relax and live through that. - Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman