A Caring Husband

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Getting married is an incredible act of hopefulness. - Ashley Judd

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee