#1 humor site on the 'net

A Caring Husband

Helping out with kitchen chores

A Caring Husband thanks to Jim Serritella

The art of peeling potatoes didn't appeal to Henry

Husband: 'My dear, what can I help you with?'
Wife: 'Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in the cook pot.'

QuotaBills
Few great men could pass Personnel. - Paul Goodman

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Some men have been worthy of a better century. - Baltasar Gracian

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

Figures won't lie: but men that draw up the tables may. - Unknown

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

We've drifted away from being fishers of men to being keepers of the aquarium. - Paul Harvey

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. - Zig Ziglar

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me. - Groucho Marx

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon


Finally Got The Sink Fixed

Antique iPhones

Spongebob Suarez

Auto Correct Passing

Computer Resuscitation

PonyTale

Husband of the Year

Child Disarma-meant

Ancient Greek Stormtrooper

Ferrous Wheel

Dese Are My Bebies

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Big Boots To Fill

Redneck Dog Kennel

Mom Posting

Flying is so Overrated

Too Short

Pinocchio Playground

Bike Bed

Hi, My Name's Cliff - Drop Over Some Time!

TP Kid

Soccer Overpass

Aussie Starter Fluid

Laxative Cream Pie