A Caring Husband

Few great men could pass Personnel. - Paul Goodman

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Some men have been worthy of a better century. - Baltasar Gracian

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

Figures won't lie: but men that draw up the tables may. - Unknown

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

We've drifted away from being fishers of men to being keepers of the aquarium. - Paul Harvey

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. - Zig Ziglar

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me. - Groucho Marx

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon