A Caring Husband

Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Labor disgraces no man. Unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor. - Ulysses S. Grant

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli