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A Caring Husband

Helping out with kitchen chores

A Caring Husband thanks to Jim Serritella

The art of peeling potatoes didn't appeal to Henry

Husband: 'My dear, what can I help you with?'
Wife: 'Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in the cook pot.'

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Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Getting married is an incredible act of hopefulness. - Ashley Judd

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

My husband's idea of a good night out is a good night in. - Maureen Lipman

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl


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