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A Caring Husband

Helping out with kitchen chores

A Caring Husband thanks to Jim Serritella

The art of peeling potatoes didn't appeal to Henry

Husband: 'My dear, what can I help you with?'
Wife: 'Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in the cook pot.'

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Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Other men lived to eat, while he ate to live. - Socrates

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand CĂ©line

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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