A Caring Husband

We have not fit men for the times. - John Adams

Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

An event described by those to whom it was told by men who did not see it. - Elbert Hubbard

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

When some men discharge an obligation you can hear the report for miles around. - Mark Twain

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail. - Napoleon Hill

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds. - Zig Ziglar

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge