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3D Tree Projection

Lighting the way with 3D holographic images

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

Spreading light to a dark park

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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