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3D Tree Projection

Lighting the way with 3D holographic images

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

Spreading light to a dark park

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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