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3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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