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2 Carrot Ring

Making an impression on her ring finger

2 Carrot Ring thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Nothing but the best for Bubba's girl

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If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Keratin: What preserved carrots are sold in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy. - Ernest Hemingway

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris


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