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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zombies eat brains. You're safe. - Unknown

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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