Zombies Can't Swim

Think like a customer. - Paul Gillin

Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin

Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

You have to understand your target customer and what you're trying to sell them. - Daniel McGaw

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel