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Zombies Can't Swim

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Zombies Can't Swim thanks to Keith Blake

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Think like a customer. - Paul Gillin

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Branded content is created for a company. A content brand is created for a valuable company. - Drew Davis

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

The stronger the dialog, the stronger the brand; the weaker the dialog, the weaker the brand. - Larry Webber

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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