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Zombies Can't Swim

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Zombies Can't Swim thanks to Keith Blake

How to sell used boats

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

People will buy anything that's one to a customer. - Sinclair Lewis

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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