QuotaBillsSo many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare
Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown
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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Zombies eat brains. You're safe. - Unknown
I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson
Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix
Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft
A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck
True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown
Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani
The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link
I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman
I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind
All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen