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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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