Yoga With Mom

Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. - Roseanne Barr

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren