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Yoga With Mom

You're never too young to learn Yoga

Yoga With Mom thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Exercise begins at home

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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