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Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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