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Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith


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