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Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails. - Bertha Calloway

Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

I was as unburdened as a piece of dandelion fluff, and he was the wind that stirred me about the world. - Sarah J. Maas

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright


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