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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

The lord may be smilin' on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops. - Archie Bunker

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash


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