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Wyoming Wind Sock

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Wyoming Wind Sock thanks to Keith Blake

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. - Unknown

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The lord may be smilin' on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops. - Archie Bunker

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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