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Work Uniforms

Police line up in uniform position

Work Uniforms thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Changing clothing styles in the armed forces

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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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