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Work Uniforms

Police line up in uniform position

Work Uniforms thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Changing clothing styles in the armed forces

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

If it requires a uniform, it's a worthless endeavor. - George Carlin

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler


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