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Work Uniforms

Police line up in uniform position

Work Uniforms thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Changing clothing styles in the armed forces

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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