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Work Uniforms

Police line up in uniform position

Work Uniforms thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Changing clothing styles in the armed forces

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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