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I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun. - Thomas Edison

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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