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Work Siesta

Both bucket loaders need a nap

Work Siesta thanks to Keith Blake

Where work is a distant priority

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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