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Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope

Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

The capital that we believed would flourish for ten thousand years has now become a lair for the wolves. - Onin Ki

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump


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