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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

If you live among wolves you have to act like a wolf. - Nikita Khrushchev

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears. - JRR Tolkien

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The capital that we believed would flourish for ten thousand years has now become a lair for the wolves. - Onin Ki

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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