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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears. - JRR Tolkien

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

The capital that we believed would flourish for ten thousand years has now become a lair for the wolves. - Onin Ki

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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