Without 'Me' It's Just 'Aweso'
Italian food that's simply Saucesome!
East Side Mario's adds personality to Italian dining
Thanks to the staff at East Side Mario's, Calgary (Sunridge), Alberta
QuotaBillsWeird is a side-effect of awesome. - Unknown
I hate being Bipolar. It's Awesome! - Unknown
I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown
Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton
Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen
You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri
I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin
Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray
Self confidence is the most attractive quality a person can have. How can anyone see how awesome you are if you can't see it yourself? - Unknown
Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com