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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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