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Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

Luminary: One who throws light upon a subject - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Appreciation is the highest from of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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