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Transmission lines in Montana are deer to the country

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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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