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Wine Aerobics

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Wine Aerobics thanks to Howard Chapman

Kitchen excercise always precedes a good bottle of wine

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer


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