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Windows Cell Phone
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Samsung creates a cell phone for senior citizens
Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema
If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg
Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell
Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown
The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart
Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen
My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright
The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco
If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg
Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell
Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown
The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart
Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen
My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright
The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco
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