Windows Cell Phone
When you know you need a new operating system
Samsung creates a cell phone for senior citizens
QuotaBillsComputer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking
If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell
Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams
Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle
Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart
An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook
The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy
Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove
Error Message: Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine
For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney