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Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Reality is not always probable, or likely. - Jorge Luis Borges

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

The times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised. - Marilyn Manson

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain