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Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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