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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump