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In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

The times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised. - Marilyn Manson

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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