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Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Reality is not always probable, or likely. - Jorge Luis Borges

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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