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Wicked Stawm

Meanwhile, in New Hampshire...

Wicked Stawm thanks to Keith Blake

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

They sicken of the calm who know the storm. - Dorothy Parker

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

All things truly wicked start from innocence. - Ernest Hemingway

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world. Not even our troubles. - Charlie Chaplin

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes - William Shaespeare

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Wicked people are always surprised to find ability in those that are good. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have survived the storm of yesterday and that has made me so grateful for today. - Unknown

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. - Oscar Wilde

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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