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Wicked Stawm

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Wicked Stawm thanks to Keith Blake

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After a storm comes a calm. - Matthew Henry

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

All things truly wicked start from innocence. - Ernest Hemingway

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world. Not even our troubles. - Charlie Chaplin

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. - Alexandre Dumas

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Wicked people are always surprised to find ability in those that are good. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Just as riches are an impediment to virtue in the wicked, so in the good they are an aid of virtue. - Ambrose

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. - Oscar Wilde

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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