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Why You Shouldn't Eat Your Young

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Why You Shouldn't Eat Your Young thanks to Mike King

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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Being young is a fault that improves daily. - Swedish Proverb

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I've been noticing gravity since I was very young. - Cameron Diaz

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

When I was young I pitied the old. Now old, it is the young I pity. - Jean Rostand

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are. - Cary Grant

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Old robots are becoming more human, and young humans are becoming more like robots. - Lorin Morgan-Richards

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. - Oscar Wilde

The young do not know enough to be prudent and therefore they attempt the impossible - and achieve it, generation after generation. - Pearl S Buck

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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