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Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

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Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns thanks to Steve Sanderson

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Don't give advice unless you're asked. - Amy Alcott

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Generosity gives assistance, rather than advice. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown

The patient has the right to accept your advice or to ignore it. - Martin H. Fischer

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it. - Agatha Christie

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a total stranger. - Lindsey Stewart

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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