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Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

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Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns thanks to Steve Sanderson

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop

Generosity gives assistance, rather than advice. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal. - Charles E McKenzie

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. - Unknown

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Jong

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it. - Agatha Christie

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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