Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

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The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Generosity gives assistance, rather than advice. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal. - Charles E McKenzie

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

There is nothing which we receive with so much reluctance as advice. - Joseph Addison

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. - Voltaire

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. - Oscar Wilde

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it. - Agatha Christie

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it. - Jack Nicholson

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The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom. - Mark Twain

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White