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Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

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Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns thanks to Steve Sanderson

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

In giving advice I advise you, be short. - Horace

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

There is nothing which we receive with so much reluctance as advice. - Joseph Addison

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

"Quit now, you'll never make it." If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there. - David Zucker

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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