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Why Helmets Work

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Why Helmets Work thanks to Keith Blake

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Vaccination: An ouch of prevention - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan


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