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QuotaBillsEnema: Not a friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Diarrhea: Journal of daily events. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The sexual act was never constipated. - Archie Bunker
e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell
He has diarrhoea of words and a constipation of ideas. - Unknown
It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore
I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee
I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw
I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik