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Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Stand up for truth, regardless of who steps on it. - Suzy Kassem

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Plugthug: Someone who'd kill for access to recharging facilities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

A rebirth out of spiritual adversity causes us to become new creatures. - James E Faust

Knowledge has power. It controls access to opportunity and advancement. - Peter F Drucker

Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha.' - Ernst Haas

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau

Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown

Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has. - Billy Graham

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Remorse sleeps during prosperity but awakes bitter consciousness during adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. - Sheila Ballantyne

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Four steps to achievement:
1. Plan purposefully.
2. Prepare prayerfully.
3. Proceed positively.
4. Pursue persistently. - William A. Ward


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