What's That Smell?
When it's hard to look the other way
Not everyone thought it was a groovy party
QuotaBillsStop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll
Thank heavens it hath no smell. - George F. Handel
The sexual act was never constipated. - Archie Bunker
I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly
I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez
I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell
Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling
My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9. - Muppets
After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
Smell is a long-distance sense, a way of stretching time and finding out in advance what lies ahead. - Lyall Watson
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
Rectitude: The formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken
Real angels don't have gossamer white robes and cherubic skin. They have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat. - Richard Evans
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle
I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi