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Do whatever you do intensely. - Robert Henri

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument. - Lebanese Proverb

He mastered whatever was not worth the knowing. - James R Lowell

You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes. - Maimonides

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it. - Dale Carnegie

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Lapel: The only tangible thing to be grasped in an argument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

You begin to slip when you'd rather win an argument than be right. - Amish Saying

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger. - Buddha

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Anger begets more anger, and forgiveness and love lead to more forgiveness and love. - Mahavira

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Angry people who can't take a joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can. - Unknown

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

When you are arguing against God you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all. - C S Lewis

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Whatever is my right as a man is also the right of another; and it becomes my duty to guarantee as well as to possess. - Thomas Paine

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

Whatever comes easily to us we turn away from. But that which slips away from us we will pursue to the ends of the earth. - Dan Brown

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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