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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

Whatever I have given, I have gained. - Leonard Nimoy

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Silence is argument carried out by other means. - Ernesto Che Guevara

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

A thing is worth whatever the buyer will pay for it. - Publilius Syrus

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

The best way to win an argument is to begin by being right. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance. - Robert Quillen

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. - Bertrand Russell

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back. - Unknown

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Unknown

Dependency arguments often come from elites - either aid agencies or governments - and say something about attitudes to poor people. - Paul Harvey

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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