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It takes two fools to have an argument. - Unknown

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument. - Lebanese Proverb

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. - Lord Chesterfield

Whatever happens in life is fine - just trust in that. - Orlando Bloom

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. - Mahatma Gandhi

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present. - Barbara de Angelis

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid of anything. Whatever you have been, you are mine now. I can hold you. - Peter S. Beagle

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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