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The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

Don't argue with an 18-wheeler. - Unknown

Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Just try to be angry with someone who fed you something delicious. - Carmen Cook

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

Did you ever notice how difficult it is to argue with someone who is not obsessed with being right? - Wayne W. Dyer

Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believing as we already do. - James Harvey Robinson

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. - C S Lewis

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. - Leonardo da Vinci

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis


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