#1 humor site on the 'net

Whatever

Anger management in the parking lot

Whatever thanks to Mike King

Women with clear communication skills

QuotaBills
The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

You're afraid of your own anger. - Kristin Cashore

Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Arrange whatever pieces come your way. - Virginia Woolf

Whatever you are, try to be a good one. - William Makepeace Thackeray

I'm for whatever gets you through the night. - Frank Sinatra

Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. - Lord Chesterfield

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes. - Maimonides

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

The best way to win an argument is to begin by being right. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Whatever you think you are, you are always bigger than that. - Gino Norris

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

Mediocrity is always in a rush; but whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing with consideration. - Amelia E H Barr

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


Yoga Pants

Really Good Day

Be Someone

My Time

Algebra Relationship

Mask Shortage

Exit Not Found

Early Shave

Dementia Purse

Quarantine Response

Braided Horse Tail

Government Debt

Statue Tug Of War

Kiosk Hours

Tight Fit

Life Is Beautiful

Buddha Pear

Yes!

Sunday Service Social Distancing

Mannequin Pointer

Life's Choices

Two Of Each

Napoleon

Tomorrow