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Anger punishes itself. - English Proverb

Don't argue with an 18-wheeler. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Whatever it is you're scared of doing, Do it. - Neil Gaiman

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. - Cicero

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger. - Buddha

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Anger begets more anger, and forgiveness and love lead to more forgiveness and love. - Mahavira

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believing as we already do. - James Harvey Robinson

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

When you are arguing against God you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all. - C S Lewis

Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid of anything. Whatever you have been, you are mine now. I can hold you. - Peter S. Beagle

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn whatever state I am in, therein to be content. - Helen Keller

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Whatever good or bad fortune may come our way, we can always give it meaning and transform it into something of value. - Hermann Hesse

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

Dependency arguments often come from elites - either aid agencies or governments - and say something about attitudes to poor people. - Paul Harvey

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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