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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

You cannot be angry when alone. - Osho

Whatever you are, be a good one. - Abraham Lincoln

Whatever it is, I'm against it. - Groucho Marx

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

Whatever happens, take responsibility. - Tony Robbins

Arrange whatever pieces come your way. - Virginia Woolf

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. - Unknown

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes. - Maimonides

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Never forget what a man has said to you when he was angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. - Mahatma Gandhi

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

The power I exert on the court depends on the power of my arguments, not on my gender. - Sandra Day O'Connor

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. - Wayne Dyer

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. - Rick Wakeman

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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