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Whatever you can, count. - Francis Bacon

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

He mastered whatever was not worth the knowing. - James R Lowell

Whatever is good to know is difficult to learn. - Greek Proverb

I'm for whatever gets you through the night. - Frank Sinatra

Ridicule is the first and last argument of fools. - C Simmons

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

Whatever happens in life is fine - just trust in that. - Orlando Bloom

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. - Emily Bronte

Never forget what a man has said to you when he was angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

The best way to win an argument is to begin by being right. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. - Mahatma Gandhi

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. - C S Lewis

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, furn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Discussion: 1. A method of confirming others in their errors; 2. An exchange of knowledge (see also Argument - an exchange of ignorance). - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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