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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Whatever I have given, I have gained. - Leonard Nimoy

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument. - Lebanese Proverb

Silence is argument carried out by other means. - Ernesto Che Guevara

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Whatever you think you are, you are always bigger than that. - Gino Norris

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing. - Oscar Wilde

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Did you ever notice how difficult it is to argue with someone who is not obsessed with being right? - Wayne W. Dyer

Mediocrity is always in a rush; but whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing with consideration. - Amelia E H Barr

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. - C S Lewis

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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