What Was Missing in Japan?
Scientists baffled by low crime rate
Social scientists were baffled by the total non-existence of looting in Japan, considering the magnitude of the March 2011 earthquake, tsunami and nuclear nightmare.
They conferred with human study organizations, as well as sociology experts throughout the United States. Finally, they came to a conclusion. The entitlement crowd!
QuotaBillsThe crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier
Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca
You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard
I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
It is to their crimes that great men are indebted for their palaces. - Latin Proverb
Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias
Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell
Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos
Most people fancy themselves innocent of those crimes of which they cannot be convicted. - Seneca
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal
A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry