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What Was Missing in Japan?

Scientists baffled by low crime rate

What Was Missing in Japan? thanks to Mike King

Social scientists were baffled by the total non-existence of looting in Japan, considering the magnitude of the March 2011 earthquake, tsunami and nuclear nightmare.

What Was Missing in Japan? thanks to Mike King

They conferred with human study organizations, as well as sociology experts throughout the United States. Finally, they came to a conclusion. The entitlement crowd!

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The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier

Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

The crimes of this guilty land will never be purged but with blood. - John Brown

It is to their crimes that great men are indebted for their palaces. - Latin Proverb

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most people fancy themselves innocent of those crimes of which they cannot be convicted. - Seneca

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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