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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars through difficulties) - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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