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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Only in the darkness can you see the stars. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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