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Fate is character. - William Winter

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy


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