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Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Even in the desolate wilderness, stars can still shine. - Aoi Jiyuu Shiroi Nozomi

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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