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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

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A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

I don't want to be a part of any Bollywood movie. - Russell Peters

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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