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What A Deal

Something smells fishy at the Fish and Chips shop today

What A Deal thanks to Keith Blake

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more. - Margaret Atwood

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller


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