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We are all special cases. - Albert Camus

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

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Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

See everything. Overlook a great deal. Improve a little. - Pope John XXIII

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

Only you know who you were born to be and you need to free that person. - Ruby Rose

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Sometimes life knocks you on your ass. Get up, get up, get up! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them. - Steve Maraboli


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