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What A Deal

Something smells fishy at the Fish and Chips shop today

What A Deal thanks to Keith Blake

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Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

He who waits to do a great deal of good at once, will never do anything. - Samuel Johnson

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

It isn't the big pleasures that count the most; it's making a great deal out of the little ones. - Jean Webster

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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