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What A Deal

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What A Deal thanks to Keith Blake

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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

I pledge myself to a New Deal for the American people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Generosity with strings is not generosity: it is a deal. - Marya Mannes

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

You have to deal with the fact that your life is your life. - Alex Hailey

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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