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Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are all special cases. - Albert Camus

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own. - Chinese Proverb

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

It isn't the big pleasures that count the most; it's making a great deal out of the little ones. - Jean Webster

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver


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