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What A Deal

Something smells fishy at the Fish and Chips shop today

What A Deal thanks to Keith Blake

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Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

I pledge myself to a New Deal for the American people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Generosity with strings is not generosity: it is a deal. - Marya Mannes

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

He who waits to do a great deal of good at once, will never do anything. - Samuel Johnson

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult. - Rainer Maria Rilke

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer


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