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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

See everything; overlook a great deal; correct a little. - Pope John XXIII

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When one has a great deal to put into it, a day has a hundred pockets. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing. It also depends on what sort of person you are. - C S Lewis

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more. - Margaret Atwood

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole


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