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What A Deal

Something smells fishy at the Fish and Chips shop today

What A Deal thanks to Keith Blake

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There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

It isn't the big pleasures that count the most; it's making a great deal out of the little ones. - Jean Webster

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more. - Margaret Atwood

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush


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