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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Free trade is not a principle; it is an expedient. - Benjamin Disraeli

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag. - Bill Murray

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen. - Ernest Hemingway

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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