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Whale Pose

Close encounter with a sperm whale

Whale Pose thanks to Jim Serritella

Photographer with a nose for scenic pictures

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The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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