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Whale Pose

Close encounter with a sperm whale

Whale Pose thanks to Jim Serritella

Photographer with a nose for scenic pictures

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

A whale stranded upon the coast of Europe. - Edmund Burke

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

The answers you get from literature depend on the questions you pose. - Margaret Atwood

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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