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Wet T-Shirt Contest Winners thanks to Keith Blake

Wet T-Shirt Contest Winners thanks to Keith Blake

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Diaper backward spells repaid. - Marshall McLuhan

Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles. - Elizabeth Hasselbeck

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. - Jose Maria de Eca de Queiroz

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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