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Welcome To Scotland

When you need a ride, ah'm no' in service

Welcome To Scotland thanks to Keith Blake

Bus transportation in the Scottish Highlands

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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor


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