Weight Wait

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

I find forgiveness to be really healthy. - Ben Affleck

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes. - Cathy M. Rodgers

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso