Weather Forecast Toaster
A slice a day keeps bad weather away
Your morning toast now comes with a weather report
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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare
Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath
I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor
If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb
Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington
Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer
A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward
Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown
Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins
If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright
The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir
Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine
The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez
The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara