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Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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