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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer


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