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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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