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Water Painting

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Water Painting thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Water paintings on water

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All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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