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Water Buddies

Backing up your best friend

Water Buddies thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Because there is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first or last time, I owe him my best. - Joe DiMaggio

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali


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