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Water Buddies

Backing up your best friend

Water Buddies thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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