Water Buddies

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.