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Water Buddies

Backing up your best friend

Water Buddies thanks to Wayne Nowazek

I think I've found it!

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: I'm with you kid, let's go. - Maya Angelou

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp


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