Water Buddies

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo