Water Buddies

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah