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Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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