QuotaBillsSave water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright
Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb
The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath
If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain
Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts
A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward
Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller
Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis
Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown
If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown
The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara