Water Bike

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara