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Walkway To Heaven

Bridging the gap to paradise

Walkway To Heaven thanks to Mike King

On your final journey home

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Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Every man must get to heaven his own way. - Frederick the Great

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular. - George Bernard Shaw

Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell. - George Moore

Seek not outside yourself, heaven is within. - Mary Lou Cook

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

Heaven without good society cannot be heaven. - Thomas Fuller

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell. - Emily Dickinson

Many might go to Heaven with half the labor they go to hell. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. - Miguel de Cervantes

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, but to be young was very heaven! - William Wordsworth

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

May you be in Heaven a full half hour before the Devil knows you're dead. - Irish Toast

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

The moment we take our last breath on earth, we take our first breath in heaven. - Billy Graham

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

But there is one thing better than going to Heaven and that is to encourage at least one other person to go with me. - Nick Vujicic

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton


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