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Walkway To Heaven

Bridging the gap to paradise

Walkway To Heaven thanks to Mike King

On your final journey home

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular. - George Bernard Shaw

Heaven never helps the man who will not act. - Sophocles

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

The nameless is the beginning of heaven and earth - Lao-tzu

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Many might go to Heaven with half the labor they go to hell. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, but to be young was very heaven! - William Wordsworth

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

May you be in Heaven a full half hour before the Devil knows you're dead. - Irish Toast

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary. - Oscar Wilde

Earn all you can,
Spend all you can,
Save all you can,
But for heaven's sake,
Give all you can. - John Wesley

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. - Will Rogers

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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