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Walkway To Heaven

Bridging the gap to paradise

Walkway To Heaven thanks to Mike King

On your final journey home

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Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Every man must get to heaven his own way. - Frederick the Great

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell. - George Moore

Heaven never helps the man who will not act. - Sophocles

Heaven without good society cannot be heaven. - Thomas Fuller

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

On earth there is no heaven, but there are pieces of it. - Jules Renard

Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell. - Emily Dickinson

Many might go to Heaven with half the labor they go to hell. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. - Miguel de Cervantes

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, but to be young was very heaven! - William Wordsworth

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

May you be in Heaven a full half hour before the Devil knows you're dead. - Irish Toast

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

The moment we take our last breath on earth, we take our first breath in heaven. - Billy Graham

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

What clinical lectures I will give in heaven, demonstrating the ignorance of doctors! - Israel Zangwill

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

Virtue in obscurity is rewarded only in Heaven. To succeed in this world you have to be known to people. - Sonia Sotomayor

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. - Will Rogers

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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