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Walkway To Heaven

Bridging the gap to paradise

Walkway To Heaven thanks to Mike King

On your final journey home

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Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

Heaven without good society cannot be heaven. - Thomas Fuller

The nameless is the beginning of heaven and earth - Lao-tzu

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

On earth there is no heaven, but there are pieces of it. - Jules Renard

Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell. - Emily Dickinson

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, but to be young was very heaven! - William Wordsworth

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there. - Martin Luther

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

What clinical lectures I will give in heaven, demonstrating the ignorance of doctors! - Israel Zangwill

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

Virtue in obscurity is rewarded only in Heaven. To succeed in this world you have to be known to people. - Sonia Sotomayor

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary. - Oscar Wilde

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. - Will Rogers

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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