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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

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Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the race for quality, there is no finish line. - David T. Kearns

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

Victory will never be found by taking the line of least resistance. - Winston Churchill

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - Unknown

It really is pretty hard to rhyme each line with the one that follows it. - Robert Lowell

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan


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