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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

Practice makes perfect in the Learner's Lineup

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Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

I come from a long line of staunch Irish Catholics. - Robert Vaughn

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shore line of wonder. - Ralph W. Sockman

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - Unknown

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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