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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

Practice makes perfect in the Learner's Lineup

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Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Good Line: The shortest distance between dates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Victory will never be found by taking the line of least resistance. - Winston Churchill

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. - Casey Stengel

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

I've never run a marathon because I haven't bought a pair of shorts and arrived at the start line. - Sue Perkins

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn


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