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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - Unknown

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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