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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

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Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good Line: The shortest distance between dates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

In the race for quality, there is no finish line. - David T. Kearns

Betrayed: Ready to go through the cafeteria line. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

It really is pretty hard to rhyme each line with the one that follows it. - Robert Lowell

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed. - Gordon Parks

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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