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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

Betrayed: Ready to go through the cafeteria line. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - Unknown

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

A good story is at its best when the line between truth and fiction remains ambiguous. - Leicester Hemingway

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. - Rick Wakeman

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn


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