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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

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I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. - Casey Stengel

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shore line of wonder. - Ralph M Sockman

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - Unknown

It really is pretty hard to rhyme each line with the one that follows it. - Robert Lowell

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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