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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

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All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. - Dave Chappelle

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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