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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. - Dave Chappelle

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

There's a fine line between the Method actor and the schizophrenic. - Nicolas Cage

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

It really is pretty hard to rhyme each line with the one that follows it. - Robert Lowell

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. - Dylan Moran

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn


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