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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

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I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

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The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. - Dylan Moran

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I've never run a marathon because I haven't bought a pair of shorts and arrived at the start line. - Sue Perkins

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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