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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. - Dave Chappelle

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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