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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

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I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

I come from a long line of staunch Irish Catholics. - Robert Vaughn

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good story is at its best when the line between truth and fiction remains ambiguous. - Leicester Hemingway

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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