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Walk Sign Timing

The hazards of vertical electronic traffic lights

Walk Sign Timing thanks to Mel Hardman

Stepping up to a new green light cycle

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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