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Walk Sign Timing

The hazards of vertical electronic traffic lights

Walk Sign Timing thanks to Mel Hardman

Stepping up to a new green light cycle

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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