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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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