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Walk Sign Ending

Digital sign spells end of analog pedestrian

Walk Sign Ending thanks to Mike King

What happens at the end of the road

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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