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Walk Sign Ending

Digital sign spells end of analog pedestrian

Walk Sign Ending thanks to Mike King

What happens at the end of the road

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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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