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Wake Up Alarm thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

She never oversleeps

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Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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