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She never oversleeps

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown


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