Violint Endings
1928 Tommy Gun in a custom violin case
Al Kapone played to a different kind of music - just in case
QuotaBillsShoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope
Force: The weapon of the weak. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown
Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts
Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane
Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns
Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde
A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite
Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown
Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain
Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris
Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins
Any gun in the hands of a decent person is no threat to anybody, except bad people. - Charlton Heston
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher
When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith
Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly
I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton
No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup
The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted
You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield
Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan