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Value Added Cheese thanks to Keith Blake

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag. - Bill Murray

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Principles are guidelines for human conduct that are proven to have enduring, permanent value. - Stephen Covey

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." - Claude Pepper


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