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Value Added Cheese

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Value Added Cheese thanks to Keith Blake

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I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

I have learned to hold popular opinion of no value. - Alexander Hamilton

Only ideas that we actually live by are of any value. - Hermann Hesse

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

There's no educational value in the second kick of a mule. - American saying

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The more you know yourself, the more you understand life, the more you value your time. - Maxime Lagace

In every difficult situation is potential value. Believe this, then begin looking for it. - Norman Vincent Peale

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If you wish to influence an individual or a group to embrace a particular value in their daily lives, tell them a compelling story. - Annette Simmons

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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