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Value Added Cheese

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Value Added Cheese thanks to Keith Blake

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Try not to become a person of success, but rather try to become a person of value. - Albert Einstein

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Whatever good or bad fortune may come our way, we can always give it meaning and transform it into something of value. - Hermann Hesse

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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