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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

I have learned to hold popular opinion of no value. - Alexander Hamilton

To add value to others, one must first value others. - John C Maxwell

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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