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Urgent World War I Message

Carrier pigeons that were faster than speeding bullets

Urgent World War I Message thanks to Keith Blake

More reliable than early radio communication systems

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The law is silent during war. - Cicero

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

How is it possible to have a civil war? - George Carlin

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

If we don't end war, war will end us. - H G Wells

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war. - Winston Churchill

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it. - George Orwell

A war still rages over the legacy of the 1960s. - Camille Paglia

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. - Bertrand Russell

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

It is well that war is terrible. We should grow too fond of it. - Robert E Lee

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

When starting and waging war it is not right that matters, but victory. - Adolf Hitler

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

He's talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states. - Archie Bunker

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war. - Ernest Hemingway

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher


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