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Urgent World War I Message

Carrier pigeons that were faster than speeding bullets

Urgent World War I Message thanks to Keith Blake

More reliable than early radio communication systems

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Ordinary tradegies of war - Archie Bunker

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Either war is obsolete, or men are. - R Buckminster Fuller

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

War hath no fury like a non-combatant. - Charles E Montague

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war. - John Adams

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war. - Winston Churchill

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. - Bertrand Russell

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The true champion loses many battles before winning the war. - Unknown

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

There is no avoiding war, it can only be postponed to the advantage of your enemy. - Niccolo Machiavelli

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is the crucifixion that distinguishes the new message from the mythologies of all other peoples. - Martin Hengel

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. - Oscar Wilde

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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