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Urgent World War I Message thanks to Keith Blake

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

The medium is the message. - Marshall McLuhan

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

How is it possible to have a civil war? - George Carlin

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war. - Winston Churchill

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

A war still rages over the legacy of the 1960s. - Camille Paglia

You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war. - William Randolph Hearst

You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. - Jeanette Rankin

I am all fro conversations, but you need to have a message. - Renee Blodgett

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. - Oscar Wilde

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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