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Urgent World War I Message

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Urgent World War I Message thanks to Keith Blake

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Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Don't win a battle and lose the war. - Unknown

Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war. - John Adams

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

He everywhere sought excuses for stirring up war. - Livy

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley

You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war. - William Randolph Hearst

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

When starting and waging war it is not right that matters, but victory. - Adolf Hitler

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

You can't say civilization don't advance... for every war they kill you a new way. - Will Rogers

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is the crucifixion that distinguishes the new message from the mythologies of all other peoples. - Martin Hengel

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. - Oscar Wilde

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat


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