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Urgent World War I Message

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Urgent World War I Message thanks to Keith Blake

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All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

War hath no fury like a non-combatant. - C.E. Montague

Don't win a battle and lose the war. - Unknown

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike

The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it. - George Orwell

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. - Desiderius Erasmus

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

It is well that war is terrible. We should grow too fond of it. - Robert E Lee

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it. - Robert E Lee

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating... because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition. - Fidel Castro

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. - Oscar Wilde

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat


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