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Urgent World War I Message

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Urgent World War I Message thanks to Keith Blake

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Ordinary tradegies of war - Archie Bunker

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

If we don't end war, war will end us. - H G Wells

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come. - Carl Sandburg

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

He's talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states. - Archie Bunker

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher


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