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Urgent World War I Message

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Urgent World War I Message thanks to Keith Blake

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All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

War hath no fury like a non-combatant. - Charles E Montague

Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war. - John Adams

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war. - Winston Churchill

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Only the winners decide what were war crimes. - Gary Wills

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

I am all fro conversations, but you need to have a message. - Renee Blodgett

The true champion loses many battles before winning the war. - Unknown

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

It is the crucifixion that distinguishes the new message from the mythologies of all other peoples. - Martin Hengel

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

He's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured. - Donald Trump

Only when holiness and worship meet can evil be conquered. For that, only the Christian message has the answer. - Ravi Zacharias

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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