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Urgent World War I Message

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Urgent World War I Message thanks to Keith Blake

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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Either war is obsolete, or men are. - R Buckminster Fuller

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war. - Winston Churchill

Only the winners decide what were war crimes. - Gary Wills

He everywhere sought excuses for stirring up war. - Livy

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come. - Carl Sandburg

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. - Oscar Wilde

People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher


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