Uplifting Water Dispenser
Back-up friends
Counting on your friend for a drink from the water cooler
QuotaBillsProsperity is full of friends. - Euripides
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer
Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad
Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving
I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields
In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar