Uplifting Water Dispenser

Old friends are best. - John Selden

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen