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Uplifting Water Dispenser thanks to Jim Serritella

Counting on your friend for a drink from the water cooler

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Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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