QuotaBillsOld friends are best. - John Selden
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill
I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown
Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch
We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson
Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen