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Uplifting Water Dispenser

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Uplifting Water Dispenser thanks to Jim Serritella

Counting on your friend for a drink from the water cooler

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay


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