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The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

The deepest desire of the human spirit is to be acknowledged. - Stephen Covey

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next. - Mignon McLaughlin

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

Healing takes courage, and we all have courage, even if we have to dig a little to find it. - Tori Amos

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin - but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what. - Harper Lee

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner


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