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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. - Margaret Fuller

After all, tomorrow is another day! - Gone with the Wind

I have not yet begun to procrastinate. - Unknown

Tomorrow do thy worst, I have lived today. - John Dryden

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow. - H G Wells

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Tomorrow doesn't matter for I have lived today. - Horace

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. - Dr. Seuss

Tomorrow hopes we have learned something from yesterday. - John Wayne

It is thrifty to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow. - Aesop

The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Seize the day, and put the least possible trust in tomorrow. - Horace

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

The cross comes before the crown, and tomorrow is a Monday morning. - C S Lewis

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Every day do something that will inch you closer to a better tomorrow. - Doug Firebaugh

This is the best day the world has ever seen. Tomorrow will be better. - R.A. Campbell

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

If we lived for tomorrow will always be just a day away from being realized. - Leo Buscaglia

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well. - Mark Twain

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

When you accept who you are today, you can create who you want to be tomorrow. - Unknown

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today. Let us begin. - Mother Teresa

Never let a day pass that you will have cause to say, I will do better tomorrow. - Brigham Young

It's amazing how a little tomorrow can make up for a whole lot of yesterday. - John Guare

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Urgency makes the difference between practitioners, proclaimers and procrastinators. - Richie Norton

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Ever since I made tomorrow my favorite day, I've been uncomfortable looking back. - Paul Harvey

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

You are younger today than you ever will be again. Make use of it for the sake of tomorrow. - Unknown

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may occur to make you regret your premature action. - Aaron Burr

You are today where your thoughts have brought you. You will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. - James Allen

Take thought for the tomorrow, yes, careful thought and planning and preparation. But have no anxiety. - Dale Carnegie

If you're willing to do today what others won't, you can perform tomorrow like others can't. - Jim Brogan

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have survived the storm of yesterday and that has made me so grateful for today. - Unknown

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey


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