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United Procrastinators

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Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. - Steven Wright

And in today already walks tomorrow. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I have not yet begun to procrastinate. - Unknown

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow. - H G Wells

What you eat today walks and talks tomorrow. - Esther Blumenfeld

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

Have you something to do tomorrow? Do it today. - Benjamin Franklin

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. - Thomas Jefferson

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

It is thrifty to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow. - Aesop

I never put off till tomorrow what I can do the day after. - Oscar Wilde

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. - Dale Carnegie

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Every day do something that will inch you closer to a better tomorrow. - Doug Firebaugh

This is the best day the world has ever seen. Tomorrow will be better. - R.A. Campbell

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

If we lived for tomorrow will always be just a day away from being realized. - Leo Buscaglia

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well. - Mark Twain

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today. Let us begin. - Mother Teresa

Never let a day pass that you will have cause to say, I will do better tomorrow. - Brigham Young

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may occur to make you regret your premature action. - Aaron Burr

You are today where your thoughts have brought you. You will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. - James Allen

If you're willing to do today what others won't, you can perform tomorrow like others can't. - Jim Brogan

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

If you do the things today that others won't do, you will have the things tomorrow that others won't have. - Les Brown

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have survived the storm of yesterday and that has made me so grateful for today. - Unknown

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. - Unknown

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. - Maya Angelou

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

I am not afraid of tomorrow for I have seen yesterday, I have today and I know Him who holds tomorrow so I know tomorrow will be beautiful for me. - Jaachynma N.E. Agu


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