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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

And in today already walks tomorrow. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

What you eat today walks and talks tomorrow. - Esther Blumenfeld

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. - Spanish Proverb

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

Have you something to do tomorrow? Do it today. - Benjamin Franklin

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. - Thomas Jefferson

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Tomorrow doesn't matter for I have lived today. - Horace

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. - Dr. Seuss

Tomorrow hopes we have learned something from yesterday. - John Wayne

It is thrifty to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow. - Aesop

I never put off till tomorrow what I can do the day after. - Oscar Wilde

What if there was no tomorrow? There wasn't one today. - Unknown

The world of the future is in our making. Tomorrow is now. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. - Dale Carnegie

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

This is the best day the world has ever seen. Tomorrow will be better. - R.A. Campbell

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Who knows whether the gods will add tomorrow to the days already passed? - Horace

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well. - Mark Twain

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

He who was honoured yesterday, and stops practicing today, will lose tomorrow. - Unknown

Me and you, we got more yesterday than anybody. We need some kind of tomorrow. - Toni Morrison

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate. - Erica Jong

Never let a day pass that you will have cause to say, I will do better tomorrow. - Brigham Young

It's amazing how a little tomorrow can make up for a whole lot of yesterday. - John Guare

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Ever since I made tomorrow my favorite day, I've been uncomfortable looking back. - Paul Harvey

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

You are younger today than you ever will be again. Make use of it for the sake of tomorrow. - Unknown

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may occur to make you regret your premature action. - Aaron Burr

If you're willing to do today what others won't, you can perform tomorrow like others can't. - Jim Brogan

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

If you do the things today that others won't do, you will have the things tomorrow that others won't have. - Les Brown

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have survived the storm of yesterday and that has made me so grateful for today. - Unknown

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. - Maya Angelou

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

Let us not bankrupt our todays by paying interest on the regrets of yesterday and by borrowing in advance the troubles of tomorrow. - Ralph W Sockman

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey


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